Proud Owner Of Two Of The Biggest Auto Maintenance Nightmares Of The Modern Era Suffers Predictable Tragedy

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Photo: Gareth Watkins’s mechanic (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

Meet The Hero Who Owns Two Of The Biggest Auto Maintenance Nightmares Of The Modern Era,” read our 2019 headline about proud VW Touareg and Passat W8 owner, Gareth Watkins. A year after that story published, Watkins sent me an update on his fleet, and, well — it’s as predictable as it is tragic.

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Watkins, a British Amazon employee living in Spain, is a huge fan of German cars with big engines. He told my coworker Raphael in an email last year that he’s “never been a fan of the boring family car and the associated easy life they bring,” and that he “[finds] it almost impossible to refuse an excessively oversized engine, particularly when it is a frivolous inclusion in a vehicle that will operate perfectly fine with a smaller more sensibly proportioned motor.”

With this kind of thinking, it makes sense that Watkins chose to purchase both a Passat W8 and a Touareg V10 TDI, two vehicles whose displacements add up to a whopping nine liters. That’s a lot of liters for vehicles in Europe, where fuel costs more than fine wine.

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It Seemed Almost Predictable

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Photo: Gareth Watkins (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

The $12,000 Touareg, Watkins told me when I interviewed him last year, drew him in with its copious electronic gadgets. From our interview:

I saw this on the lot during the search for a sensible car and was sucked in by the sheer amount of gear it has… this car has a lot going on! A lot of it pointless I have to say but I like the fact I have the option. It’s not as nice a place to sit as my W8, it has waaaaay too many buttons for a start…. I like a nice clean button free zone, but this is the opposite of that.

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But even back in 2019, Watkins was having issues with the big SUV’s electrical system, saying he drove the vehicle “in constant fear.” He described some of the electrical gremlins plaguing the big diesel Touareg, saying:

…There is definitely an electrical issue of some sort as I get random warning lights about drive train issues and also a number plate light warning… every now and again it will go in to limp mode too… the gearbox does some weird things every now and again if you put your foot down too briskly.

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Watkins went on to tell me over the phone that, if the dealership where the car had spent at least half its time under Watkins’s ownership couldn’t fix the car while it was still under warranty, Watkins knew he would “no doubt feel the world of pain that everyone is talking about there in the U.S.”

That “world of pain,” of course, is a reference to the reputation that high-end VW Group products have for not only frequently requiring repairs to their electrical systems, but also for those repairs to be extremely costly. Then came the foreshadowing:

“we’re hopefully that it’s not gonna be anything terminal…well certainly not terminal to my wallet, anyway.”

“‘I’m quite happy to spend a bit of money on it to make sure it remains in A1 condition,’ he told me, going on to say that he first wants to know that “‘it’s not gonna hit me with a really nasty surprise before I go and do something like that.’”

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This was last year. Now, this past July, Watkins sent me an email telling me that, back in January, after sitting at the shop since September 2019, the Touareg did hit Watkins with a “really nasty surprise” that was very much “terminal”: It went up in flames.

The Fire

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Photo: Gareth Watkins (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

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Watkins had left the car with his mechanic friend after the machine’s electrical system continually shit the bed. Aside from a four-day stretch during which Watkins returned to the parking lot from a shopping trip to find the car completely dead, the vehicle had been in the shop for four months straight.

“I was actually skiing in France on holiday when the owner of the shop sent me those pictures,” Watkins told me, referring to the images of the immolation just outside the garage. “I don’t know exactly what the fault was and unlikely to find out now… but it was an electrical problem that fortunately happened when nobody was in the car.”

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Photo: Gareth Watkins (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

Watkins told me that the shop simply could not solve the car’s electrical problems, which included issues with the central locking system. “At one point my wife parked the car, got out of the driver’s door to…get our daughter out, and the car locked itself with [my daughter] stuck in the car.” Luckily, after around 40 minutes of Watkins’s wife trying to unlock the off-roader with both the key and the fob, the car “unlocked itself.”

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Photo: Gareth Watkins (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

That’s when the Watkins family decided to stop driving the car, but from then on, the vehicle remained at the shop as technicians struggled to mend the car’s various electrical problems, with Watkins saying of the car’s ailment: “eventually it…solved itself in the worst way possible.”

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Photo: Gareth Watkins (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

“It was in shop from September to January until it caught fire,” he told me, saying that “whatever electric problem it had was very complicated.” He’s grateful that nobody was in the car when it went up in flames. Looking at the images, the fire appears to have started under-hood:

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Photo: Gareth Watkins (Topshot art by Jason Torchinsky

“That’s it. One of the twin VWs is no more,” Watkins declared, though he tells me that his Passat W8 is still doing fine. “Other than the fact that it’s still in the U.K. and I’m still in Spain…other than that it’s great,” he said. Watkins traveled back to the U.K. for a month this past summer and drove the Passat for three weeks. “Yeah, and it’s great. Perfect. No complaints. Still enough to just remind me of why I keep it.”

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Hopefully, Watkins says, the fiery Touareg is the finale to his Unreliable VW saga, and the W8 Passat lives a long and prosperous life.

Time Machine Test Drive: 1984 VW Rabbit GTI sowed seeds of hot hatch

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GTIThe Rabbit GTI boasted improved handling and a modest power increase over the standard model | Motor Authority photos

I’m sitting sports-car low behind a low-set dashboard and an upright picture window windshield that provides a view of the front corners of the hood. I fire up the 1.8-liter 4-cylinder engine and the exhaust rattles like a hive of worker bees. It’s full of sound and fury signifying…90 horsepower.

When I let off the throttle, the idle drops too low to keep the engine from shuddering and stalling. A few pumps of the throttle are needed until it warms up. I don’t miss those days.

I don’t miss the cars I owned back then, either. Like most kids with Midwestern roots, my tastes ran toward what I could afford among American cars: a 1978 Ford Fairmont wagon, a 1974 Buick LeSabre Luxus, a 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra, and a pair of Pontiac Grand Prixes of 1978 and 1983 vintage.

GTI

GTI

The Pontiacs were the best, but they weren’t this small, didn’t feel this tight, and didn’t have the spunk of this 1984 Volkswagen Rabbit GTI. It reminds me of coming of age during a time of automotive malaise, and the GTI’s promise of a new era: the hot hatch.

This Rabbit GTI marks the last model year for the first-generation GTI. It debuted in 1976 overseas, but didn’t arrive in America until 1983, and it was soon redesigned for 1985. It may have been the original hot hatch, but the first-generation GTI wasn’t so hot. Instead, it was different: small, agile, solid, and sporty at a time when America made passionless cars that were either large and plodding or small and chintzy. 

I reach below my right knee like a big rig driver to shift into 1st gear and set off in a piece of history.

This 61,000-mile Rabbit GTI – part of Volkswagen’s vintage fleet in Detroit – doesn’t have the classic plaid seats that date back to the first GTIs from the mid-’70s. Instead, I’m sitting on a well-bolstered bucket ensconced in red velvet that was all the rage in the 1970s and ’80s but is now as out of style as shag carpeting and wood wall paneling.

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GTI

I grip a large, thin, vinyl steering wheel adorned only with four round horn buttons and yank it to the right to turn onto the road. I’m in for a workout because the car lacks power steering.

It also lacks the hot we associate with hatch today. The luke-warm hatch radiated even less heat when it launched in the U.S. While the world received a 105-horsepower engine, the U.S. version was defanged to 90 horses.

Still, the first-gen GTI weighed only about 1,800 pounds so its power-to-weight ratio made it reasonably spritely for the era, with a 0-60 mph time of about 9.0 seconds. Fuel injection added power and a measure of reliability, despite today’s rough start.

The Rabbit GTI is no burner by today’s standards. In a 3,500-pound car, 90 hp would be truly anemic, but lightness counts and the GTI keeps up with city traffic just fine. It can even get out ahead of suburban commuters in their look-alike SUVs if I shift late enough to keep the revs up closer to the 6,200 rpm redline.

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GTI

However, the gears aren’t so easy to find with the golf-ball shifter, and it’s easy to start in 3rd instead of 1st or shift from 2nd to 5th, either of which leaves me with no useful power. Thankfully, clutch takeup is predictable and the shifter slots easily into gear once I find the right one, though it balks at downshifts into 1st when the car is rolling.

A moderate dash from a stoplight hardly feels different than a full-throttle launch. The most notable difference is how angry the worker-bee exhaust note sounds.  

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The little 4-cylinder’s willpower even gets it to highway speed with relative ease, though passing isn’t really an option. The gearing means the 1.8-liter spins at 4,000 rpm at 75 mph, which doesn’t leave much room to dart ahead of a merging SUV. The Craig stereo can drown out the racket from the exhaust, but unfortunately, it masks it mostly with a buzz of its own in the form of distortion. Car stereos have come a long way.

So have suspensions and handling characteristics. I head to lake country outside of Ann Arbor to test the GTI’s handling, which isn’t exactly hot, either. On the freeway or a back road, the car feels solid and planted, but its 185/60R14 Yokohama ES100 tires give up grip rather easily. They have relatively little contact patch compared to today’s wider and grippier tires.

In Road & Track testing back in the day, the GTI managed just .797 G of grip on the skidpad. That was good then, but it’s less than Toyota Camry-level today.

Still, the GTI is a blast to drive and I can practically go full out. The GTI lets me pin the throttle, keep the gears low, and attack corners with all the car has and still remain at or near the speed limit. I can use almost all of this car’s capability on the street. Do that in a modern supercar or even today’s GTI and you’ll go to jail.

The only real way to test at-the-limit traction is to build up speed and pitch the car into a corner. The engine simply can’t create enough speed between turns on a twisty road to keep pushing the limits of grip. However, this is a vintage car without today’s safety equipment, so I’m not about to slide it sideways to test the limits of grip.

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The steering is slow enough that I have to add more steering angle than anticipated in tight turns and roundabouts. It has decent feel, though, and while it’s a bit loose, it errs more on the side of controlled. It’s most annoying at parking-lot speeds where it provides an upper body workout.

The 60-series tires also have a lot of sidewall compared to today’s cars, so even though the GTI had a firmer suspension tune than other Rabbits of the time, the ride is never harsh. The driving experience is just pleasant, spirited, and engaging. This isn’t a hot hatch. The heat would come with more horsepower and grip in the second and third-generation GTIs. But it’s still fun.

As my 146-mile drive concludes, I reflect on what I missed out on. My first handful of cars weren’t fun. Handling wasn’t a consideration and the concept of lightness didn’t register with me. Had I looked beyond our shores, I could have enjoyed smaller, lighter foreign cars that delivered fun without power.

The GTI was one of them, as were the Datsun Z cars, the Toyota Celica Supra, the Mazda RX-7, and the VW’s Scirocco. None of those cars invented an automotive category, though. The GTI did. 

The GTI has only gotten better, and the original had the kernels of the modern car. The sporty take on the two-box shape, with its red-framed black grille, is unmistakable.

The new car is larger with a more useful rear seat and voluminous hatch area. Add 40 years of engineering advancements in tires, power, steering, and suspension, and it’s easy to see how the GTI advanced from a fun, light, tiny runabout to a hot hatchback that Volkswagen invented at a time when cars elicited little passion.

This article by Kirk Bell was originally published by Motor Authority, an editorial partner of ClassicCars.com.

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